THE NEOCONNERIE’S PLAN FOR IRAN
There's blood in the water and the neoconservatives in and around the administration are thrashing about like sharks. They've thrown Donald Rumsfeld over the side, and to many, their treachery is evidence that Rumsfeld can't possibly be one of them, a neoconservative.
The iconic Robert Novak has been particularly vocal in his attack on the secretary of defense's neoconservative credentials. In Rumsfeld's defense, I'll say this: his resistance to sending more troops to
I do question, however, the motives of assorted Republican hacks desperately invested in distinguishing one administration lackey from the next. Their aim? To saddle some with all the blame for the actions of a commander in chief who, "with unidirectional, God-inspired gusto," lied the nation to war. If Bush, Rumsfeld, and Rice are indeed recovering neoconservatives, the signs are sure to reveal themselves sometime soon (a possibility that doesn't diminish their culpability in the illegal, immoral, and idiotic invasion of
The first of such signs might be the cancellation of the White House's Weekly Standard subscription. Before, one hopes, this intellectually degraded publication greases the skids for an American assault on
Proliferation experts from the U.S. State Department, France,
In what reads like a remarkably unsophisticated policy paper, Reuel Marc Gerecht counsels in the Standard against any peaceful solutions to Iran's growing nuclear capabilities, for no real reason but that negotiations and inspections indicate a defensive "pre-9/11 mindset," while Gerecht prefers the purity of preemption.
Duly, our neoconservative Nostradamus Gerecht predicts a favorable outcome in the event the
The psychological and political savvy! The sweep of ideas….
Has Gerecht ever considered that loathing both the clerics and the carpet bombers are not mutually exclusive sentiments? Naturally not. Our neoconservative doesn't draw his analysis from objective reality, but from a countervailing narrative he has concocted. A filament of this faith, for example, is that it is impossible to hate Saddam Hussein and, simultaneously, fight the American forces. Thus, neoconservatives insist that the growing, pan-Islamic guerrilla insurgency in
This neat but nutty bifurcation has allowed Gerecht to conclude that Iranians, due to their general disdain for the ruling ayatollahs, will not oppose an American strike. Or that
"What a preemptive attack would certainly do is provoke another debate [in
Let's see if I've grasped this last neoconservative plot line: After we've "preemptively" pulverized their installations, Iranians, who already "have a very jaundiced view of the
If these fantasies seem too deranged to be true, if it appears I've exaggerated neoconservative cretinism, I apologize. I didn't mean to suggest there has been no neocon learning curve. Gerecht has allowed for a corrective course of action: even if Iranians do embrace "vulgar" nationalism rather than deracinated democratic internationalism, we Americans can always … crush them.
Now, Gerecht's neocon credentials are beyond doubt, while Rumsfeld's depend on who you talk to. But so what? As Dr. Johnson said, "There is no settling the point of precedency between a louse and a flea." Neocon or not, louse or flea, a pest is a pest.
©By ILANA MERCER
December 29, 2004